Excerpts

Grandma was here this weekend... here are a few excerpts from our conversations. Enjoy :)

"Isn't he a hunk?! Come on. Megan, isn't he a hottie?!?!" (Speaking of a cousin...)

"You know how to learn if someone isn't being faithful in a marriage? Watch a soap opera. They teach you everything to look for in a marriage where someone isn't being faithful." 

And my favorite...

"Someone should probably go screw the tops of the bottles back on in the shower downstairs. I took them all off and I just can't screw at 10 0'clock at night. I just can't screw at 10. It's too late."
(This is where we all burst out laughing)
"Well I can't." (Looks at me and my sister) "And neither should you girls! No screwing at 10 at night!"
(And all my self control left and I was left crying on the floor, shaking from laughing so hard.)
"And get your minds out of the gutter!"